Prayers

#1 - I Don't Believe You Exist
Volume 1 - Prayers to Love God

God, I'm praying to a figment of the imagination of mindless religious freaks who need a crutch. You are a fairy tale as real as the Easter bunny. I cannot fathom how intelligent people can believe in you. Where's the sign on the highway, "Fifty miles to God's throne?" You can't be found anywhere on the planet. If you existed I would have everything I wanted in life. It would be, well, cough, heaven on earth. So, here's the challenge, Supreme buddy. Show me you exist. Good luck with that. Oh, I'm supposed to say amen now, right? Ok, Amen.

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