#2 - You Are So Cruel!
Volume 1 - Prayers to Love God
God, I am the center of the universe. I am my own god. I live to satisfy my desires and goals. I make my own decisions, analyze how I want to, think my own thoughts, feel whatever emotions I feel like feeling, take my own actions, and say whatever I feel like saying. What do I ask of you? To make my wishes, dreams, and wants to come true. You must give me everything I want, how I want it, when I want it, and where I want it. You are not following the script. That's what a loving God does. Have You heard of Santa Claus? You are dropping the ball. You are failing. You are fired. I am going to find some other god to replace You. I hate You. Amen.
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